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Please spay or neuter your pets!
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"You must do everything yourself." (First rule of Alchemy)
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What a delight this is! All this inventing, this producing, takes place in a pleasing, lively dream.
Mozart
'Somebody's boring me. I think it's me.' Dylan Thomas
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Where was the photo taken? Closest thing I've seen to this is the walls of Toledo (which I suspect have no resemblance, it's just my memory playing tricks on me)
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"They shouldn't make those out of kangeroos, it's just not right."
"Narf."
"I'm weird? You're the one encouraging the bobby pins."
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~Carpe Noctem~
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"My name is Valerius." Valerius straightened his coat with a regal, arrogant jerk. "And I do take offense to him." (Sherrilyn Kenyon, "Night Embrace")
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however far away i will always love you however
long i stay i will always love you whatever
words i say i will always love you i will always
love you
By The Cure
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Hope for the best, be prepared for the worst and all surprises will be pleasant
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Lovin' Life at 60
~Apophysis
~DeviousFractals
~Phaera Project
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